Favorites of the Day 9/9/10

First lets start with my favorite sayings of today:

• "The victors write the history books."
• "The hand that rocks the cradle, will rule their world."

Now for my favorite story-tellings of today (not my stories):

"I get nauseous every time I drink white rum.  Well it was at Calculus Camp..." - SBC Teacher

"My dad likes to trick me so one time when my boyfriend sent me a present that were cowgirl boots he sent them to my dad and being my dad he wrapped the cowgirl boots and put his name (From Dad) on that present and then wrapped his present (which was beef jerky) and put my boyfriends name on it... So my birthday rolled around and I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone and he told me to open my present... I opened the present to find it was beef jerky and I was shocked that he got me beef jerky but I told him I loved it and he was like Oh I'm so glad you like them I spent like $130 on them, which shocked me because I didn't know where he got this beef jerky from that had to have cost that much... but in any case I told him that he got all the flavors I liked and he was like what? That's when I realized my dad was behind this prank!"  - Becky Bonney '12 (My roommate)